A famous inspirational speaker said :-
"Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife"
Audience was in shock and silence..
He added: "she was my mother"
A big round of applause and laughter!
A very daring husband tried to crack this joke at home
After a dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen:-
"Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife"
standing for a moment, taking a meaningful pause at the same time trying to recall the second line of that speaker
By the time he gained his senses,
he was on a hospital bed,
recovering from burns of boiling water!
Moral: don't copy if you can't paste!
