Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Big trouble

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First: I'm in a big trouble!
Second: Why is that?
First: I saw a mouse in my house!
Second: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap.
First: I don't have one.
Second: Well then, buy one.
First: Can't afford one.
Second: I can give you mine if you want.
First: That sounds good.
Second: All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap.
First: I don't have any cheese.
Second: Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap.
First: I don't have oil.
Second: Well, then put only a small piece of bread.
First: I don't have bread.
B: Then what the hell is the mouse doing at your house?!


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