Monday, June 18, 2012

Crazy or not Crazy?

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Doctor was on his visit to the psychiatrist Hospital. He was stunned when he came across John, after visiting few of the patients. " My God, Who is the crazy person who has admitted you in this hospital, you seems to be completely normal to me'' 
" All those are crazy people, who had admitted me here'' John said calmly, " Can you imagine Why they admitted me here...  They admitted me here because  I prefer  sandles than shoes''
" What nonsense, How come, anybody could do this ... you know I also prefer sandles than shoes..."
" What do you say!,'' John said with a a special blink in his eyes, "  How do you prefer sandles, fried? ... or boiled?''

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Friday, June 15, 2012

No more intimacy please ... Handshake is fine

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No more intimacy please ... Handshake is fine


Mr. Bean expresses in his usual funny way ...

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Thursday, June 14, 2012

Puzzle jokes

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Q: What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment but not once in a thousand years?

A: The letter "m".

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Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Big trouble

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First: I'm in a big trouble!
Second: Why is that?
First: I saw a mouse in my house!
Second: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap.
First: I don't have one.
Second: Well then, buy one.
First: Can't afford one.
Second: I can give you mine if you want.
First: That sounds good.
Second: All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap.
First: I don't have any cheese.
Second: Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap.
First: I don't have oil.
Second: Well, then put only a small piece of bread.
First: I don't have bread.
B: Then what the hell is the mouse doing at your house?!


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Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Newton's fourth law of source of air ...

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Newton's fourth law of source of air ... 

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Friday, June 8, 2012

What a sneeze can do...

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What a sneeze can do...

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Thursday, June 7, 2012

Following

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It is good to follow something .... But to this extent

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Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Assumption

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Practicing break dance steps

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