Monday, March 26, 2012

Did you know ?

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Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

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Tuesday, March 20, 2012

What should I do?

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Chaman - My wife is passed away yesterday, I tried hard, but I could not get tears in my eyes, What should I do?
Mani - Nothing ... just imagine she has came back.

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Monday, March 19, 2012

What would you do?

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Teacher: Imagine you’re in a world with dinosaurs and a dinosaur was going to eat you. What would you do?

Boy: Easy, stop imagining

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Friday, March 16, 2012

Thursday, March 15, 2012

Why are you late?

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Wife: Why are you late?

Husband: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.

Wife: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?

Husband: No. I was standing on it

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Wednesday, March 14, 2012

What time does the library open?

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"What time does the library open?" the man on the phone asked. 

"Nine A.M." came the reply. "And what's the idea of calling me at home in the middle of the night to ask a question like that?"

"Not until nine A.M.?" the man asked in a disappointed voice.

"No, not till nine A.M.!" the librarian said. "Why do you want to get in before nine A.M.?"

"Who said I wanted to get in?" the man sighed sadly. "I want to get out."

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Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Psycho, The Rapist

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Santa goes to a library and asks for a book ” Psycho, The Rapist”. The librarian searched for hours… comes back slaps Santa & says ” Idiot! The book is called Psychotherapist”


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Monday, March 12, 2012

Windows Addiction

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Even when his Internet is down, Ted can still use WINDOWS

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Friday, March 2, 2012

Two Ladies are Fighting...

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Two Ladies are Fighting For A Seat In A Bus ..

Bus Conductor: The Older One Should Sit Here

Both Looked At Each Other
And The Seat Remained Empty

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