Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Lie Clocks

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A Man Dies.
In Heaven He Sees A Large Wall Full Of Clocks.

He Asks Angel: “What Are These clocks For?”

Angel Answers: “These Are Lie Clocks, Every Person Has Lie Clock! Whenever You Lie On Earth, Clock Moves.”

The Man Points Towards A Clock And Asks: “Whose Clock Is This?”

Angel Says: “It's Mother Teresa’s. It Never Moved, Showing That She Never Told Lie”

The Man Asks: “Where are Politician’s Clocks?”

Angel Replies: “Those are in Our Office, We Use them  As Table Fans“


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