Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Politician ...

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Politician is a one who takes a sleeping pill and a laxative at the same time.

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Monday, January 30, 2012

Challenge!

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A computer once beat me at chess, then I challenged it for a kick boxing.

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Sunday, January 29, 2012

Politicians and Diapers

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Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.... the shit!

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Saturday, January 28, 2012

Children

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Children:
You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to how to speak. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to shut-up.

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Friday, January 27, 2012

Speed of light ...

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Light travels faster than sound. That is the reason some people appear more bright until you hear them speak

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Thursday, January 26, 2012

Arguing with an idiot

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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience....

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Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Evolution

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They say human beings are evolved from monkeys...

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Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Cell phones

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Dear, I am worried about the microwave effect of the cell phones... 


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Monday, January 23, 2012

Doughnuts!

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Iv'e heard he uses his false teeth to scallop the edges of his pies.
That's nothing  - You want to see what he uses to put the holes in doughnuts!

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Sunday, January 22, 2012

Why do cows have horns?

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Why do cows have horns? Because their horns don't work!

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Saturday, January 21, 2012

Ticket please!

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Five Englishmen boarded a train just behind five Scots, who, as a group had only purchased one ticket. Just before the conductor came through, all the Scots piled into the toilet stall at the back of the car. As the conductor passed the stall, he knocked and called"Tickets, please!" and one of the Scots slid a ticket under the door. It was punched, pushed back under the door, and when it was safe all the Scots came out and took their seats. The Englishmen were tremendously impressed by the Scots' ingenuity. On the trip back, the five Englishmen decided to try this themselves and purchased only one ticket. They noticed that, oddly, the Scots had not purchased any tickets this time. Anyway, again, just before the conductor came through, the Scots piled into one of the toilet stalls, the Englishmen into the other. Then one of the Scots leaned out, knocked on the Englishmen's stall and called "Ticket, Please!" When the ticket slid out under the door, he picked it up and quickly closed the door

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Friday, January 20, 2012

Wait a minute!

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Charles was getting annoyed and shouted upstairs to his wife," Hurry up or we'll be late."
"Oh, be quiet," replied his wife. "Haven't I been telling you for the last hour that I'll be ready in a minute?"

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Thursday, January 19, 2012

Sweet potatoes

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A Scottish farmer was in his field digging up his sweet potatoes. An American farmer looked over the fence and said
"In Texas we grow sweet potatoes 5 times larger than that!"
The irritated Scotsman replied " Ah but we just grow them for our mouths!... not for...." somehow he controlled himself.

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Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Deadly injection

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A man was injected with a deadly poison, but, it did not kill him. Why?
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Because He was already dead!

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Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Stupid husband ...

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The woman was in bed with her lover and had just told him how stupid her Irish husband was when the door was thrown open and there stood her husband. He glared at her lover and bellowed, "What are you doing?" "There," said the wife, "didn't I tell you he was stupid?"

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Sunday, January 15, 2012

LOVE

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If the person you love doesn't love you back
then you are the letter ‘E’ in the word  'LOVE' 
because You are there but never pronounced.... 

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Wednesday, January 11, 2012

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