Wife - I am removing our driver , because today its second time that I am almost accidented to death.
Husband - Darling please give him an another chance!
A patient revisits the doctor.
Doctor - So, I had refered you for houre riding to reduce the weight.
Patient - Yes.
Doctor - How much is the weight loss?
Patient - 20 Kg.
Doctor - Then what is the problem now?
Patient - Doctor, My horse lost the weight not me!