Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Wish u all happy, colorful, prosperous and safe Diwali !

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We enjoy firecrackers in Diwali, but be aware that some one is scared too!
Happy Diwali!

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Friday, October 21, 2011

3 kinds of men

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3-types-of-people-english

There are 3 kinds of men in this world.

Some remain single and make wonders happen.

Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.

Rest get married and wonder what happened!

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Tuesday, October 18, 2011

CLASS - Jokes

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CLASS

C - Come
L - Late
A - And
S - Start
S - Sleeping

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Sunday, October 16, 2011

Who came first – the chicken or the Egg?

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chicken-or-egg-first-english Teacher asked a question to confuse the students

Teacher - The chicken came first or the egg?

The whole class was calm for a while. But after some time one student answered.

Student - Sir, The chicken came first - otherwise God would look silly sitting on an egg.

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Tuesday, October 11, 2011

LIFE – WIFE – Philosophy - Quote

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wife-english

 

One WIFE is sufficient to change your whole LIFE.

 

But to change the WIFE the whole LIFE is insufficient.

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Monday, October 10, 2011

Wife - Quote

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husband-wife-english "Wives are magicians….. They can change anything into an argument

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Sunday, October 9, 2011

INTELLIGENT Sardar

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sardarji-english Women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, as compared to men.

WHY?

A very INTELLIGENT Sardar replied:

Because Women don't have a wife!

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Thursday, October 6, 2011

A true Fact of Life :an or an Animal

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sick-employee-english

A wife says to his ill husband - This time better visist a veternary doctor, then only you could get well ...

Husband - Why so?

Wife - Daily gets up early in the morning like a cock ...

Runs like a horse to the office ...

Works like a Donkey in the office...

Collects information like a fox from every where ...and makes reports ...

Dances like a monkey on Boss's instructions ...

Scolds us like a Dog, after comming back at home...

and sleeps like a buffelow in the night.

How the hell a human doctor can treat you... ?...!!

Sent by - Vikas Naik

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Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Two wishes

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A man was granted two wishes by God,



He asked for the best drink amd  the best woman ever.



Next moment he got mineral water and  Mother Teresa.


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