Frequent urinal visits
Monday, September 26, 2011
Friday, September 23, 2011
why were females created before males?
Wife :- Do you know, why were females created before males?
Husband :- Because God needed a rough funny draft before the final copy!
Wednesday, September 14, 2011
Absolutely impossible
1st person - I can bite my eye.
2nd Person - It's simply impossible... I bet for thousand.
1st person quickly removes his artificial eye and touch it with his teeth.
1st person - I can also bite my 2nd eye.
2nd person - Now its absolutely impossible... I bet for 5 thousand.
1st person quickly removes his artificial teeth and touches his 2nd eye with it.
2nd Person - It's simply impossible... I bet for thousand.
1st person quickly removes his artificial eye and touch it with his teeth.
1st person - I can also bite my 2nd eye.
2nd person - Now its absolutely impossible... I bet for 5 thousand.
1st person quickly removes his artificial teeth and touches his 2nd eye with it.
Friday, September 9, 2011
Shampoo
A blond was applying the shampoo to her head and shoulder.
Her friend - No no don't waste the shampoo, shampoo is meant to be used for only head.
Blond - No no ...this is a new shampoo... Head and Shoulders
Her friend - No no don't waste the shampoo, shampoo is meant to be used for only head.
Blond - No no ...this is a new shampoo... Head and Shoulders
Wednesday, September 7, 2011
English Names
Question - Why all English Names are like this -
Samson
Jackson
Willson
Robinson
Kenson
Johnson
Davidson
Jameson
Ans - To keep track of the father of the kid.
Samson
Jackson
Willson
Robinson
Kenson
Johnson
Davidson
Jameson
Ans - To keep track of the father of the kid.
Moral of the story
Teacher - A glass full of water and a glass full of liquor was kept in front of a Donkey. The Donkey drink only water and did not drink liquor.
Now Students tell me the moral of this story
One Student - Sir the moral of the story is that ' The one who do not drink liquor is Donkey '
Now Students tell me the moral of this story
One Student - Sir the moral of the story is that ' The one who do not drink liquor is Donkey '
Tuesday, September 6, 2011
Our Days
Father - " In our days we used to buy milk, Bread, Eggs, Sugar... almost all daily needs in Rs. 5 only"
Son - "No it is not possible now, Nowadays CC TVs are fixed everywhere"
Son - "No it is not possible now, Nowadays CC TVs are fixed everywhere"
Monday, September 5, 2011
Lift
A blond was waiting for a bus on the bus stop.
A motorcycle comes and stopping by the blond the rider asks
" Do you want a lift"
Blond - " No thanks!. I stay on the ground floor."
A motorcycle comes and stopping by the blond the rider asks
" Do you want a lift"
Blond - " No thanks!. I stay on the ground floor."
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