Frequent urinal visits ?

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Frequent urinal visits

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why were females created before males?

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Wife :-  Do you know, why were females created before males?
Husband :- Because God needed a rough funny draft before the final copy!

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Absolutely impossible

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1st person - I can bite my eye.
2nd Person - It's simply impossible... I bet for thousand.
1st person quickly removes his artificial eye and touch it with his teeth.
1st person - I can also bite my 2nd eye.
2nd person - Now its absolutely impossible... I bet for 5 thousand.
1st person quickly removes his artificial teeth and touches his 2nd eye with it.

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Shampoo

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A blond was applying the shampoo to her head and shoulder.
Her friend - No no don't waste the shampoo, shampoo is meant to be used for only head.
Blond - No no ...this is a new shampoo... Head and Shoulders 

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English Names

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Question - Why all English Names are like this -
Samson
Jackson
Willson
Robinson
Kenson
Johnson
Davidson
Jameson


Ans - To keep track of the father of the kid. 

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Moral of the story

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Teacher - A glass full of water and a glass full of liquor was kept in front of a Donkey. The Donkey drink only water and did not drink liquor.
Now Students tell me the moral of this story

One Student - Sir the moral of the story is that ' The one who do not drink liquor is Donkey '

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Our Days

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Father - " In our days we used to buy milk, Bread, Eggs, Sugar... almost all daily needs in Rs. 5 only"
Son - "No it is not possible now, Nowadays CC TVs are fixed everywhere"

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Lift

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A blond was waiting for a bus on the bus stop.
A motorcycle comes and stopping by the blond the rider asks
" Do you want a lift"
Blond - " No thanks!. I stay on the ground floor."

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