Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Fish Puzzle

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Q - What do you call a fish with no eyes?
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Ans - The Fish with no eyes (with no 'i's) is called a FSH.

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Saturday, June 25, 2011

Jump from Balcony

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One day one Sardar was reading a newspaper sitting on balcony of his house. Suddenly he heard a voice saying Santa your daughter eloped with  a begger.  He get very angry and upset and jump from his balcony. While falling he remember that he had no daughter, then he remember that he is single,  then when he was about to hit the ground he remember that his name was not Santa.

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Sunday, June 19, 2011

Fly in the Tea

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One day a man order a tea in the tea shop.
When he was about to drink the tea he realise that there is a fly in the tea.
He become angry and scold the waiter
MAN- Waiter, see there is fly in my tea... And its really shame on you that you are charging 50 cents for this.
WAITER - Then are expecting a goat in the tea of just 50 cent.

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Saturday, June 18, 2011

Boyfriend - Girlfriend Joke - Bullshit!

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A Boy friend rushes home and instructs his Girlfriend.
Boyfriend - pack your bag honey, I have won 10 million dollars in a lottery..
Girlfriend - Wow! Great ... So what's the plan ... Thailand or Switzerland?
Boyfriend -  Bullshit... just pack your bag and GET LOST

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Friday, June 17, 2011

English Fast jokes - Fast Food

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Two Lions were resting under a tree
Suddenly a Rabbit passed by, very fast
Lion could not make out and asked the other one
“What was that?”
Second Tiger smiled and replied,
“FAST FOOD"

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Thursday, June 9, 2011

Look like - photos

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This is what sorry look like - 

This is what courage look like - 
This is what Bad luck look like
This is what impatience look like
This is what helping hand look like







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Saturday, June 4, 2011

Great Words

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If you salute your duty you need not salute anybody ... But if you pollute your duty you have to salute everybody!!


- Abdul Kalam

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