One day one Sardar was reading a newspaper sitting on balcony of his house. Suddenly he heard a voice saying Santa your daughter eloped with a begger. He get very angry and upset and jump from his balcony. While falling he remember that he had no daughter, then he remember that he is single, then when he was about to hit the ground he remember that his name was not Santa.
One day a man order a tea in the tea shop.
When he was about to drink the tea he realise that there is a fly in the tea.
He become angry and scold the waiter MAN- Waiter, see there is fly in my tea... And its really shame on you that you are charging 50 cents for this. WAITER - Then are expecting a goat in the tea of just 50 cent.
A Boy friend rushes home and instructs his Girlfriend.
Boyfriend - pack your bag honey, I have won 10 million dollars in a lottery..
Girlfriend - Wow! Great ... So what's the plan ... Thailand or Switzerland?
Boyfriend - Bullshit... just pack your bag and GET LOST