Monkey Jokes

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Teacher was teaching in the class, when he realised that John was looking outside the class through window.
Teacher : - John ...
It seems John was lost looking outside.
Teacher : - (throwing a chalk at John) John ... What are you looking outside.
John : - (fumbling) Monkey
Teacher : - ( Angrily ) Even when I am in the class...
Teacher : - (Realising the meaning of the mistaken talk) I mean how dare you look outside when I am present in the class....

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It's a Man's world

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India now ruled by.
Amma in South;
Didi in East;
Bhenji in North;
Aunty in the Capital;                                                                                                                                            
Madam in Center;
Nani on top (the president)
& "Wife At Home" 
 
 
And yet people say.. It’s a Man's World? 

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Secret of Happy life

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John (to sam) :- What is the secret of you happy life? I always hear  you and your wife's laughters from your house.
Sam:- It's nothing great. You know, my wife always throw utensils at me when she is angry. She laughs when she hits. And I laugh when she misses.

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Window Curtains

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A blond went to a curtain shop ...
Blond :  - I want a curtain as I have purchased the latest 7.0 version of Windows.
Shopkeeper : - You no more require the curtains, because Bill Gates have already made provision for the customers like you.
Blond:- What provision?
Shopkeeper : - of hanging and crashing so that the window remains shut down more time than working.

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Short dress

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Boss : (to his female secretary) - You look nice in this short dress.
Secretary: (Curtly) - I am not wearing this short dress out of fashion. I am wearing it because I can afford this much dress only in a payment you pay.
Boss: Then I must recommend to our accountant to stop your payment.

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College jokes : Fool ?

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If you ask a question, it is possible that you would look like a fool for few minutes.
But if you don't ask, you would be fool forever...
... Anonymous

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