Monday, February 28, 2011

AC blond Joke

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A blond entered angrily in the AC show room. and started fighting with the Manager.
Blond - How can you be such a cheat and fraud...
Manager - What's wrong madam?.
Blond - Yesterday I bought 2 Ton AC from your showroom and when I weighted it at my home it weighted only only 35 Kgs....

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Saturday, February 26, 2011

Drunkard jokes

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1st lady - I heard that your husband drinks daily?
2nd lady - I don't know, I never bother.
1st lady - Never bother ? Actually you should ask him daily.
2nd Lady - I ask him, Daily I ask him, But he never gives me.

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Sunday, February 20, 2011

Film HouseFull

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Sajid Khan - I made a film 'Housfull' with so much of efforts, But I don't know why it flopped.?

Film critic - You know people went to watch your film in huge numbers, but returned in disappointment to see the 'Housfull' board everywhere.

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Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Why are you late?

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A blond college student comes late to class.
Teacher: Why are you late?
Blond : One boy was following me, sir.
Teacher: So, What?
Blond : That boy was walking very slow.

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Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Funny Quote about baldness

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It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less by baldness.  ~Cicero

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Tuesday, February 8, 2011

The Husband Store

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A store that sells husbands has just opened in India, where any woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.
You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!!!
You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the Building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband…


On the first floor the sign on the door reads:


Floor 1 – These men have jobs and love the Lord.
The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 – These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 – These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking..
“Wow,” she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 – These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.
“Oh, mercy me!” she exclaims, “I can hardly stand it!”
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 – These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 – You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

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Monday, February 7, 2011

Dirty English Joke

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Boy 1: Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
Boy 2: Ok
Boy 1: A white horse fell in the mud. 

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Saturday, February 5, 2011

Santa Banta Joke - Well

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Santa once wrote a letter to Banta-

Hi Banta,
How are you? I am well and i hope you are in the same well..... 

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