Wife - I am removing our driver , because today its second time that I am almost accidented to death.
Husband - Darling please give him an another chance!
Husband points towards their five children and says - "Do you think Idownloaded them from google"
There are 3 kinds of men in this world.
Some remain single and make wonders happen.
Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
Rest get married and wonder what happened!
Teacher - The chicken came first or the egg?
The whole class was calm for a while. But after some time one student answered.
Student - Sir, The chicken came first - otherwise God would look silly sitting on an egg.
One WIFE is sufficient to change your whole LIFE.
But to change the WIFE the whole LIFE is insufficient.
A very INTELLIGENT Sardar replied:
Because Women don't have a wife!
A wife says to his ill husband - This time better visist a veternary doctor, then only you could get well ...
Husband - Why so?
Wife - Daily gets up early in the morning like a cock ...
Runs like a horse to the office ...
Works like a Donkey in the office...
Collects information like a fox from every where ...and makes reports ...
Dances like a monkey on Boss's instructions ...
Scolds us like a Dog, after comming back at home...
and sleeps like a buffelow in the night.
How the hell a human doctor can treat you... ?...!!
Sent by - Vikas Naik
Wife :- Do you know, why were females created before males?
Husband :- Because God needed a rough funny draft before the final copy!