English - Big fight joke

Previous Joke Next Joke

.

Once in a Bar , A man tells a bartender that there is going to be a fight and he needs a drink before that :

Man : Hurry-up, hurry-up, give me a drink. Fight is about to start.

Bartender gives him a drink.
Man again says: Hurry-up, hurry-up, give me another drink. Fight is about to start.

Bartender again gives him a drink.

Man again asks for a drink as the fight is about to start.
Bartender : When on earth will the fight start?

Man: When you will ask for money.

.

Previous Joke Next Joke