Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Teacher student joke

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Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an “I”.
Student: I is the….
Teacher: Stop! Never put ‘is’ after an “I”. Always put ‘am’ after an “I”.
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

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Sunday, December 26, 2010

Sleeping joke

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The Wake Up Call
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 6.00 am for an early morning business flight to Chicago.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he finally wrote on a piece of paper, “Please wake me at 6.00 am.”
The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9.00am, and that he had missed his flight. Furious, he was
about to go and see why his wife hadn’t woken him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed … it said…
“It is 6.00am; wake up.” 

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Friday, December 24, 2010

English - Big fight joke

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Once in a Bar , A man tells a bartender that there is going to be a fight and he needs a drink before that :

Man : Hurry-up, hurry-up, give me a drink. Fight is about to start.

Bartender gives him a drink.
Man again says: Hurry-up, hurry-up, give me another drink. Fight is about to start.

Bartender again gives him a drink.

Man again asks for a drink as the fight is about to start.
Bartender : When on earth will the fight start?

Man: When you will ask for money.

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Wednesday, December 22, 2010

English jokes - Kissing dogs

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Sanata was sitting in a park with his girlfriend.
In front of them a Dog was kissing a bitch.
Santa (in loving mood) :- Honey... if you don't mind I am also feeling like kissing...
Girlfriend :- OK... go ahead... just take care ... otherwise the bitch may bite ...

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