Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Best ever quote about tobacco -

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" Tobacco Companies kill their best customers ........."

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Monday, September 20, 2010

Daddy how was I born?

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A little boy goes to his father and ask, "Daddy how was I born?"
The father answers, " Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!  Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.  We snuck into a secluded room, and googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.  As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to his the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:

You've got male!

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Sunday, September 19, 2010

Definition of politics

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A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is  Politics?' 

Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: 

I am the head of the family, so call me The President. 

Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. 

We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. 

The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. 

And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. 

Now think about that and see if it makes sense.' 

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. 

Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. 

He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. 

So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother asleep. 
Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. 
He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now.' 

The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.' 

The little boy replies, 'The President is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit.

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Friday, September 17, 2010

Differnece between Talent and intelligence

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Walking on a tight rope above Niagara falls is talent. And not trying it is intelligence. ...



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Thursday, September 16, 2010

Doctor patient joke

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A person goes to the doctor with his 3 year son.
Person: - Doctor, my son has swallowed a key, so we came to you.
Doctor:- When did he swallowed a key.
Person:- 10 days back.
Doctor:- And you are coming to me now, after 10 days.
Person:- We had a duplicate key, but today it is lost.

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