English jokes : Funny quotes - 2

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving

to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe

trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."

--- Rich Cook.

English jokes : Funny quotes -

"First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down."

---George Burns.

English Comedy funny quotes : Never give up.

I stood the number of times I fell down and ran again, because there was a dog chasing me behind

English Jokes : Imposible

Santa told his friend Banta with pride that " There is no world called 'IMPOSSIBLE' in my dictionary.

Banta thought for a while and said, '' My dear, you should have checked it before buying the dictionary...Now there is no use ''

English Jokes : Fire

A house was on fire with 25 people inside.A sardar went inside & saved 6 by pulling them out.

BUT HE WAS JAILED.

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Because all 6 men, he pulled out were firemen........

English jokes - brand new jokes

A blond was studing, sitting on a tall and high hill. Somebody asked him,

" What are you doing?''

Blond responded, '' Higher studies"

English jokes - very fast ... very fast ... Made in Japan

English jokes - very fast ... very fast ... Made in Japan

There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing. On the last day, he hailed a cab and told the driver to drive to the airport. During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi. Thereupon, the man leaned out of the window excitedly and yelled, "Honda, very fast! Made in Japan!"


After a while, a Toyota sped past the taxi. Again, the Japanese man leaned out of the window and yelled, "Toyota, very fast! Made in Japan!"


And then a Mitsubishi sped past the taxi. For the third time, the Japanese leaned out of the window and yelled, "Mitsubishi, very fast! Made in Japan!"


The driver was a little angry, but he kept quiet. And this went on for quite a number of cars. Finally, the taxi came to the airport. The fare was US$300.


The Japanese exclaimed, "Wah... so expensive!"


There upon, the driver yelled back, "Meter, very fast! Made in Japan

Strange image / photo / picture -

Strange image / photo / picture -

If you watch the above images from your seat in front of the computer,
Mr.Angry is on the left, and Mr.Calm is on the right.
Get up from your seat, and move back about eight feet!! They switch places!!

This proves that things aren't always what they look like!!

English jokes: Sardar Solves a Puzzle

Two Sardar walk into a bar, each orders a drink. They go and sit down and start toasting and cheering, 1 days! 51 Days!!About five minutes later, another Sardar walks in, orders a drink, and joins the other two in the cheering.

Finally, another Sardar walks in with what looks like a picture. He puts the picture thing in the middle of the table, and starts cheering with the others, 1 days!51 days!!

The Bartender starts too get really curious, so he walks over to discover that the picture is a Puzzle. He walks over to one of the Sardar and asks, hat on earth are you doing??

well,the Sardar says, veryone thinks Sardar are so stupid, so we proved them wrong. On the box of this puzzle, it says 2-4 years, but we finished it in only 51 days!!!

English Jokes : - Theft at Sardar's house

English Jokes : - Theft at Sardar's house

Sardar complained 2 Police : Sir all items are missing, except the TV in

my house.

Police : How the theif did not take TV?

Sardar : I was watching TV na.

English Joeks : - Boys ..

Professor - Boys, Never drink liquar, Never eat non-veg, Never trouble girls and always be ready to die for the nation.

Boys - We are ready sir, its better to die rather than spending life this way.