English marriage anniversary jokes - How did you know?

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For their first anniversary, a man bought his young wife a cell phone. She
was thrilled and listened eagerly as he explained all its features. The next
day she was out shopping when the phone rang.
‘'Hey, darling',’ he husband said.' ‘How do you like your new phone?’'
‘'Oh, I just love it!’ 'she gushed.' ‘It’s so cute and small—a nd your voice sounds
so clear. But there’s just one thing I don’t understand.’'
‘'What’s that?’'
‘'How did you know I was at the sari shop?’'

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