Man - Sir my wife is missing
Postmaster - Dear this is post office, Go to police station to file the complaint. ...
Man -- Oh, I am sorry, I am so overwhelmed that I am not able to understand what to to... ..
Man - Sir my wife is missing
Postmaster - Dear this is post office, Go to police station to file the complaint. ...
Man -- Oh, I am sorry, I am so overwhelmed that I am not able to understand what to to... ..
SMS -
Today is death anniversary of Charlie Chaplin. In his memory pl. send this SMS to at least one cartoon. I have done my job, you do yours,,
This is really cute -
A 5 year boy proposing a 5 year girl
Excuse me , Do you have a band aid because I scrapped my knee when I fall in love with you..
U give your whole heart to ur love and they break it. But y give your broken heart to your friend and they make it ... that's the friendship
English Circus Joke - Kiss me
A lady and a lion were kissing each other inside a cage in the circus ring. Everybody was amazed to see this when the ring master asked, " Can anybody from the audience do this?"
One Sardar gets up and said, " Yes, I can, ...but first take that stupid lion out.."
English funny quotes -Be a good person
Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting a bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian
--- Dennis Wholey