Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Post office Jokes

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Man - Sir my wife is missing

Postmaster - Dear this is post office, Go to police station to file the complaint. ...

Man -- Oh, I am sorry, I am so overwhelmed that I am not able to understand what to to... ..

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Sunday, September 27, 2009

Funny SMS Jokes

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SMS -

Today is death anniversary of Charlie Chaplin. In his memory pl. send this SMS to at least one cartoon. I have done my job, you do yours,,

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Friday, September 25, 2009

This is really cute – Fall in love

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This is really cute -

A 5 year boy proposing a 5 year girl

Excuse me , Do you have a band aid because I scrapped my knee when I fall in love with you..

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Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Difference between love and friendship – Touching thouthts

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U give your whole heart to ur love and they break it. But y give your broken heart to your friend and they make it ... that's the friendship

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Monday, September 21, 2009

English Circus Joke - Kiss me

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English Circus Joke - Kiss me

A lady and a lion were kissing each other inside a cage in the circus ring. Everybody was amazed to see this when the ring master asked, " Can anybody from the audience do this?"

One Sardar gets up and said, " Yes, I can, ...but first take that stupid lion out.."

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Monday, September 7, 2009

English jokes - Ticket

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English jokes - Ticket

A TC asked a passenger travelling in the train comartment -

" May I know where are you going?"

Passenger - " I am going to the place where Lord Rama was born''

TC - " May I have a look at your ticket please?''

Passenger - " I am afraid, I don't have it"

TC- '' Well, .. come.. follow me''

Passenger - " Where ?''

TC - " To the place where Lord Krishna was born"

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Wednesday, September 2, 2009

English funny quotes -Be a good person

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English funny quotes -Be a good person

Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting a bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian

--- Dennis Wholey

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