Thursday, July 30, 2009

Funny quotes and pictures – Doing nothing

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Who says nothing is impossible. I’ve been doing nothing for years.

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Tuesday, July 28, 2009

English Comedy Quotes - Before marriage - After marriage

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English Comedy Quotes - Before marriage - After marriage

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.

---ohn Wilmot

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Friday, July 17, 2009

English organisation jokes - Organisation tree

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English organisation jokes - Organisation tree

The organisation is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs, at different levels. Some monkeys are climbing up, some down.The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of pale yellow faces.The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.

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Wednesday, July 15, 2009

English short one line jokes - A man dies

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English short one line jokes - A man dies

A man dies while drinking milk. How come? Because the buffalo sits down.

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Monday, July 13, 2009

English heaven hell kiss jokes - When did you kiss first? ?

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Three women reached the Yamlok after dieing. Yama asked the same question to each of them -

When did you kiss first?

First woman - Before marriage

Yama - Send her to hell

Second woman - After marriage

Yama - Send her to heaven

Third woman - Neither before marriage nor after marriage

Yama - Send her to my bedroom

--- Sent by - Sharad (Nagpur)

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Friday, July 10, 2009

English Funny Quotes - Invention of wheel

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"The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot; The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius. "

--- Anonymous

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Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Friday, July 3, 2009

English jokes – Guess who she is?

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Dear It’s not a weighting  machine, its a laptop.

I guess you must be blond… Am I right.

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