English Blond jokes - A blonde gets a job as a teacher.
Watching the kids play she notices a boy in the field stood by himself while all the other kids are running around having fun with a ball.
She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him.
"Are you ok?" she says.
"Yes" he replied.
"You do know that you can go and play with the other kids" she says.
"Its best I stay here" he said.
"But why?" says the blonde.
The boy says "Because I'm the fucking goalie!"