Friday, May 29, 2009

English school teacher student jokes - Live long

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English school teacher student jokes - Live long

Teacher : - Boys you know...Scientists all over the world are wondering

how long a human being can live without a brain..

One of the Student : - Sir, Kindly tell them ur age..

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Wednesday, May 27, 2009

English doctor dentist jokes - Brave husband

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English doctor dentist jokes - Brave husband

A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said to the dentist , 'Doc, I'm in one hell of a hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anesthetic and just pull the tooth and be done with it. We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town and it's 9:30 already. I don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!'


The dentist thought to himself, 'My goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain.' So the dentist asks him, 'Which tooth is it sir?


The man turned to his wife and said, 'Open your mouth honey, and show him.

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Monday, May 25, 2009

English husband wife couple jokes - When the wife walks on her knees

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English husband wife couple jokes - When the wife walks on her knees

"Well, just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees."

His friends were amazed! "What happened then?"

"Well, then she said, 'GET OUT FROM UNDER THE BED AND FIGHT LIKE A MAN' "

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Friday, May 22, 2009

English Number jokes / riddles - 7,8,9

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English Number jokes / riddles - 7,8,9

why was 6 scared of 7?

because 7,8,9(seven ate nine)!

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Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Niggard tight-fisted Jokes - Death

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Niggard tight-fisted Jokes - Death

Niggard on his death time-

My wife, where r u ?

Wife:Yes, Im here

My sons daughters ru all here?

Yes, Papa

Niggard : Idiots... then, why the hell the fan in the next room is on???

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Monday, May 18, 2009

Niggard Jokes - Banana

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Niggard Jokes - Banana

Niggard : How much this banana costs?

Shopkeeper: 1 Rupees.

Niggard : Will you give it for 60 paise?

Shopkeeper : In 60 paise you could get its peel only.

Niggard : Take this 40 paise, you keep the peel and give me the rest of the banana.

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Friday, May 15, 2009

English funny comedy photographs - A Dog

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English funny comedy photographs - A Dog



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Wednesday, May 13, 2009

blond brunett and red head jokes - island

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blond brunett and red head jokes - island

a blond brunett and red head are stick on an island. The red head trys to swim back, but only get 25% of the way there. The brunett trys to swim back but only gets halfway there... --- now its the blonds turn. She manages to get 50% of the way there, but gets afraid of drowning and swimms back to the island.

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Friday, May 8, 2009

English Husband wife couple jokes - Complement

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English Husband wife couple jokes - Complement

A woman was standing, looking in the bedroom mirror.

She was not happy with what she saw and said to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'

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Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Car indicator jokes - Blond car joke

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Car indicator jokes - Blond car joke

A blondes husband asks her to get out the car and check if the indicator is working. she gets out goes to the back of the car and the husband sitting in the car) puts the indicator on. "is it working?"he asks. "yes no yes no yes no yes no"replies the blonde

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Monday, May 4, 2009

Blond elevator jokes - Blond Stuck in the elevator

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Blond elevator jokes - Blond Stuck in the elevator

Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out. They try using their cell phones to get help, but have no luck. Even the phones are out.


After a few hours of being stuck with no help in sight, one blonde says to the others "I think the best way to call for help is by yelling together."


The others agree with the first, so they all inhale deeply and begin to yell loudly "Together, together, together."

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