cracker jokes - Stupid blond joke
On the occation of a festival there were cracers cracking everywhere. A blond called out her husband from downstars, " Honey... come quickly to the balcony and look down... See I am burning the cracker so big and so huge.... "
Blond's husbond came to the balcony and looked down and darted downstars crying "No...."
By the time he reached downstairs, his blond wife was just igniting the cracker. He immediately pushed her crying, "No...."
The blond got up asking her husband, " Honey ... What's wrong?"
Husband - " Stupid .. it is not a cracker ... its a gas cylinder"