Marriage jokes - Lover

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Marriage jokes - Lover

There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her.

They got married, and now he is going through hell.

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cracker jokes - Stupid blond joke

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cracker jokes - Stupid blond joke

On the occation of a festival there were cracers cracking everywhere. A blond called out her husband from downstars, " Honey... come quickly to the balcony and look down... See I am burning the cracker so big and so huge.... "

Blond's husbond came to the balcony and looked down and darted downstars crying "No...."

By the time he reached downstairs, his blond wife was just igniting the cracker. He immediately pushed her crying, "No...."

The blond got up asking her husband, " Honey ... What's wrong?"

Husband - " Stupid .. it is not a cracker ... its a gas cylinder"

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marriage jokes Quotes - Holding hand

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marriage jokes Quotes - Holding hand

They say when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love;

after marriage, it is self-defense.

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foreign jokes - An Iraqui

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foreign jokes - An Iraqui

A Question was asked to an Iraqui,

" What's the difference between George Bush and a bucket of manure?"

Iraqui answered, "The Bucket"


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Prostitute Jokes - Rape

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Prostitute Jokes - Rape

Judge Judy to prostitute: 'So when did you realize you were raped?'

Prostitute, wiping away tears: 'When the check bounced.'

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English Blond bus Jokes - April fool

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English Blond bus Jokes - April fool

A blond bought a bus ticket from the condutor on 1st of April and said, "April fool"

" How come?" Conductor asked.

" Because I already had a bus pass"

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Husband wife affair jokes - When wife ran off

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Husband wife affair jokes - When wife ran off

John's wife ran off with his best friend Tom. One of his relative expressed his feeling.

Relative - I am so sorry... You must be missing her very much.

John - Not her I miss him ... as Tom was my only best friend.


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Husband wife jokes - Husband wife quarrel

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Husband wife jokes - Husband wife quarrel

Husband says: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?

Wife says: I clean the toilet...

Husband says: How does that help?

Wife says: I use your Toothbrush.....

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telephone jokes - Blond jokes

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telephone jokes - Blond jokes

A blond went to police station and registered a complaint

Blond - Sir I am getting Threats on my phone.

Police: Who the hell is threating you?, tell me we will take action against them.

Blond : Sir telephone people... They are threating to cut if the bill is not paid.





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Friends Mobile jokes - Mobile

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Friends Mobile jokes - Mobile

Friend1: Oh My God, this way this mobile would make me penniless .

Friend2: Why ?

Friend1: Every now and then it shows 'Battery Low' till now I had changed 56 batteries!

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Short teacher student jokes - The longest word

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TEACHER: What's the longest word in the English language ?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters !

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