Thursday, February 26, 2009

English sardarji santa banta jokes - Taxi

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A blond started from her house for air port in a taxi. Suddenly the driver stopped the taxi in between and said - " Madam now we can't go ahead .. because the petrol tank is drained.

Blond - " No problem... take me back home.."

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Tuesday, February 24, 2009

English dead man's jokes - Skeleton

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Teacher - (to tommy) What is skeleton?

Tommy - Sir skeleton is a man who starts diating but unfortunately forgets to stop it.

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Friday, February 20, 2009

English big jokes - Blind visitor

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There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!" The person next to him answered, "Everything is big in Texas."

When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands. He exclaimed, "Wow these mugs are big!" The bartender replied, "Everything is big in Texas."

After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender where the bathroom was located. The bartender replied, "Second door to the right." The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped over and skipped the second door. Instead, he entered the third door, which lead to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident.

Scared to death, the blind man started shouting, "Don't flush, don't flush!"

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Wednesday, February 18, 2009

English bar jokes : Three close family members died back to back.

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A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.

Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible. What's the problem?"

"My mother died in August," he said, "and left me $25,000."

"Gee, that's tough," he replied.

"Then in September," the friend continued, "My father died, leaving me $90,000."

"Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you're depressed."

"And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000."

"Three close family members lost in three months? How sad."

"Then this month," continued, the friend, "absolutely nothing!"

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Monday, February 16, 2009

English funny photos comedy jokes - The bull

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English funny photos comedy jokes - The bull


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Friday, February 13, 2009

Engliosh jokes puzzles - A question

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If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

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Wednesday, February 11, 2009

English jokes : Mother in law - Sister in law

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A maid servant hurriedly went to sushila, " Mam, three women from our neightbourhood are beating your mother in law badly"

Sushila went downstairs with her maid servent and cooly looked at the scene. Maid servent asked her with amusement, " Why don't you help?"

" I think three are sufficient " Sushila replied calmly.

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Monday, February 9, 2009

English military jokes : My God

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Santa : When I was born, they fired 51 rounds of gun.

Banta : My god, none of them hit you?


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Friday, February 6, 2009

English jokes : Miss call

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English jokes : Miss call

Once a blond received a miss call. She phoned on that number saying, '' My dear friend... Do you know... the battery of your mobile is drained. "

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Wednesday, February 4, 2009

English jokes : Blank SMS

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English jokes : Blank SMS

Once a blond received a blank mail. She phoned on that number saying, '' My dear friend... Do you know... the ink of your mobile is dried. "

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Monday, February 2, 2009

English jokes : Funny quotes - 3

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English jokes : Funny quotes - 3

I can resist everything except temptation."

Oscar Wilde.

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