Monday, December 8, 2008

English jokes : Federal Court Judges

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On break down of his car on a country road one late night, a Federal court judge went up to a farm house looking for help.


A little beautiful lady answered and heard his problem. She told him that she was alone and since it was late, he would have to wait till morning for the garrage to open.


The judge:"In that case, I seek your permission to stay the night in your house".


The lady: "But, Sir, I am alone".


The judge : "No need to fear. After all, I am a federal court judge".


The lady: "But, Sir, here have only one bedroom".


The judge : "No need to fear. After all, I am a federal court judge".


They went to the bedroom & the lady said; "But, Sir, we have only one bed",


The judge: "No need to fear. After all, I am a federal court judge".


So they shared the bed and went to sleep, he facing this side and she facing that side.


In the morning, as they were passing the poultry towards the gate, the judge sensed something and watched closely. He saw there were about 20 hens & about 60 cocks.


As he asked the lady how so, she patiently explained, "Of these 60 cocks, only 10 are cocks. All others are Federal Court Judges".

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