Friday, November 28, 2008

English jokes - Nigro's nostrils

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Q: Why are black peoples nostrils so big?

A: Because that's what God held them by when he was painting them.

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Wednesday, November 26, 2008

English jokes - Three retird persons chatting

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English jokes - Three retird persons chatting

Three retird persons were talking. All three were quite aged thererfore they were not able to hear properly.

First retired person - Today is thursday... isn't it?

Second retired person - No... it's thursday today.

Third retired person - I see... I thought its thursday today.


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Monday, November 24, 2008

English jokes videos photos - Chapel Effect

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Wednesday, November 19, 2008

English Jokes - Where are you from?

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The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this he whispered to the cowboy, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The cowboy groaned but didn't budge. The usher became more impatient. "Sir, if you don't get up from there, I'm going to have to call the manager. The cowboy just groaned.


The usher marched briskly back up the aisle. In a moment he returned with the manager. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move the cowboy, but with no success. Finally, they summoned the police. The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy, what's you're name?"


"Sam," the cowboy moaned.


"Where ya from, Sam?"


With pain in his voice Sam replied.... "The balcony."

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Monday, November 17, 2008

English jokes - A query

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Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.


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Wednesday, November 12, 2008

English jokes - conversation between a US naval ship and Canadian

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This was a conversation between a US naval ship and Canadian

authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in late 1995.


Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south

to avoid a collision.


Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the north

to avoid a collision.


Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees

to the south to avoid a collision.


Americans: This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again,

divert YOUR course.


Canadians: No, I say again, you divert YOUR course.


Americans: This is the Aircraft Carrier US LINCOLN, the second

largest ship in the United States Atlantic Fleet. We

are accompanied with three Destroyers, three Cruisers

and numerous support vessels. I DEMAND that you change

your course 15 degrees north. I say again, that's

one-five degrees north, or counter-measures will be

undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.


Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.

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Friday, November 7, 2008

A funny toilet sign -

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Wednesday, November 5, 2008

English comedy jokes photos pictures - Sardar's trick

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Afraid that someone will take away your slippers when you leave them outside the place of worship?


Follow the same method as this genius sardar!

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