Friday, October 24, 2008

English Comedy photos - A hunter sleeps tired of hunting ....

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English Comedy photos - A hunter sleeps tired of hunting ....


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Wednesday, October 22, 2008

English Jokes - Santa in the party

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Sardar learning English introduces his family in the party:

Hi! I am sardar,

This is my sardarni,

He is my kid,

and she is my kidney.

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Friday, October 17, 2008

English Jokes - A Matter Of Punctuation...

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An English professor wrote the words,

"Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.

The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."

The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."

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Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Very funny photos - A funny advertisement

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Very funny photos - A funny advertisement



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Monday, October 13, 2008

English jokes - Blonde in a Flight School ****

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A blonde went to a flight school, insisting she wanted to learn to fly that day. As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct her on how to pilot the helicopter solo by radio.

He took her out, showed her how to start it and gave her the basics and sent her on her way.

After she climbed 1000 feet, she radioed in. "I'm doing great! I love it! The view is so beautiful, and I'm starting to get the hang of this."

After 2000 feet, she radioed again, saying how easy it was becoming to fly. The instructor watched her climb over 3000 feet, and was beginning to worry that she hadn't radioed in.

A few minutes later, he watched in horror as she crashed about half a mile away. He ran over and pulled her from the wreckage.

When he asked what happened, she said, "I don't know! Everything was going fine, but as I got higher, I was starting to get cold. I can't remember anything after I turned off the big fan."

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Friday, October 10, 2008

English funny comedy photos - An architecture

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An architecture

Banglow is good

Architecture is fine

But how should I go to balcony

If I want relax and take a sip of wine

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Wednesday, October 8, 2008

English Jokes - Blond Teacher Joke

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A blond teacher Dolly is is the english teacher in a school. She is very well known as all his students do very well in exams.

the classroom :


Dolly : " Students say - ASS"

Students (in chorus) : "ASS "


Dolly : " Students say - ASS, ASS behind ASS "

Students (in chorus) : "ASS, ASS behind ASS "


Dolly : " Students say - ASS, ASS behind ASS , behind ASS I "

Students (in chorus) : "ASS, ASS behind ASS , behind ASS I "


Dolly : " Students say - ASS, ASS behind ASS , behind ASS I and behind I the whole NATION "

Students (in chorus) : " ASS, ASS behind ASS , behind ASS I and behind I the whole NATION "


By this time the inspector is furious . He confronts the principal and shouts at him "What is this Dolly is teaching the students. She is supposed to be teaching english in the class and what she is saying is ASS, ASS behind ASS , behind ASS I and behind I the whole NATION "


The principle too is shocked , Dolly the famous english teacher doing this. He immediately sends for for Dolly.


Principal : " Dolly what nonsense are you telling these students, ASS, ASS behind ASS , behind ASS I and behind I the whole NATION " .


Dolly : " Yes I was saying all this in class, but I was only teaching the students the spellings of ASSASSINATION. "


ASS ASS I Nation


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Friday, October 3, 2008

English Jokes - it hurts

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English Jokes - it hurts

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it


hurts."


The doctor asks, "What do you mean?"


The man says, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch


my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really,really


hurts."

The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you - you've broken


your finger!"


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Wednesday, October 1, 2008

English Jokes - Banta and ATM

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English Jokes - Banta and ATM

Banta Singh queuing behind his friend at an ATM Machine.

Friend: What are you looking at?

Banta Singh: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.

Friend: All right, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?

Banta Singh: four asterisks!


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