Friday, September 26, 2008

English Jokes - House holder's Ears

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English Jokes - House holder's Ears


A dacoit robs a house. He collects all ornaments and money at one place and removing a big knife in front of Master of the house he asks,

" Come on.. tell me where is more money and ornaments ... otherwise I will cut your ears with this knife"

Master of the house , '' Please... for God's sake don't cut my ears... otherwise I will be blind"

" Blind?" The robber said in astonishment, " After cutting your ears, at the most you will not be able to hear... but how you would be blind?''

" Sir... If you cut my ears... How would I wear my spectacles?" Master of the house said.

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