Friday, August 29, 2008

English jokes - $64k Question

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Bob had finally made it to the last round of the $64,000 Question. The night before the big question, he told the M.C. that he desired a question on American History.

The big night had arrived. Bob made his way on stage in front of the studio and TV audience. He had become the talk of the week. He was the best guest this show had ever seen. The M.C. stepped up to the mic.

"Bob, you have chosen American History as your final question. You know that if you correctly answer this question, you will walk away $64,000 dollars richer. Are you ready?"

Bob nodded with a cocky confidence-the crowd went nuts. He hadn't missed a question all week.

"Bob, your question on American History is a two-part question. As you know, you may answer either partfirst. As a rule, the second half of the question is always easier. Which part would you like to take a stab at first?"

Bob was now becoming more noticeably nervous. He couldn't believe it, but he was drawing a blank. American History was his easiest subject, but he played it safe.

"I'll try the easier part first."

The M.C. nodded approvingly. "Here we go Bob. I will ask you the second half first, then the first half."

The audience silenced with gross anticipation......

"Bob, here is your question: And in what year did it happen??"

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Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Boxing cat - Comedy video clip

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Pet comedy, pet videos, pet comedy videos, pet funny videos, annimal comedy, animal comedy videos, animal gags, animal make you laugh, boxing animal, boxing pet

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Monday, August 25, 2008

English Jokes - Santa's illness

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A doctor is making a routine call to one of his elderly patients. He asks, ''And how are you doing today, Mr. Johnson?'' Mr. Johnson replies, ''I feel just fine, doc. But you know, it's the strangest thing. Every night when I get up to pee, the bathroom light goes on for me automatically when I open the door!''The doctor is worried that the old guy is getting senile, so he phones the man's son, and the son's wife answers. The doctor tells her, ''Mrs. Johnson, I'm a little concerned about your father-in-law. It seems that when he gets up to urinate at night and opens the bathroom door, the light somehow goes on...''Mrs. Johnson yells, ''STEVEN! Daddy's peeing in the refrigerator again!''

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Friday, August 22, 2008

English Jokes - Funny numbers

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very good tomorrow we'll learn abc !

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Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Monday, August 18, 2008

Please pray for me!

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Indeed its great pleasure to inform you know that my movie concept "Honey" / "Madhurani" is been selected for the first round of the Movie screenplay talent hunt contest "Sankalan", conducted by Mahindra and Manhindra group and Baiscope entertainment combinely. In the first round 24 entries are selected from 174 movie concepts. subsequently in the second round it will remain to 12, in third to 6 and in the last round only 3 entries will be selected.
Just pray for me that I could make those last 3!

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http://www.baiscopeent.com/sankalan

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Wednesday, August 13, 2008

English Jokes - Longform

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A comedy talent hunt program was going on a TV channel. A sardar participant in the program was very much proud of his presence of mind. The program judge decided to break his ego and asked him a first question, " Sardarji... What is the long form of SMS"

Sardarji promptly answered ," Sardar Manmohan Sing"

The public laughed.

The judge decided to trap him in the next question and asked him the second question, " "Sardarji... Now tell me ... What is the long form of MMS?"

Sardarji grinned and answered, " Simple... Mrs. Manmonhan Sing"

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Friday, August 8, 2008

English Jokes - Mental institution

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In Ireland there is a mental institution that every year picks two of it most reformed patients and questions them. If they get the questions right they are free to leave.

This year the two lucky gents were Patty and Mike. They were called down to the office and left there by the orderly. They were told to wait as the doctor got their files. The doctor came out and motioned for Patty to come in for his questioning. When Patty came into the office he was instructed to sit in the seat across from the doctor.


"Patty you know the tradition of this institution so I imagine you know why you are here. You will be asked two questions, and if you get them right, you will be free to go. Do you understand all that you have been told?" said the doctor with a rather sly grin.


Patty nodded and the doctor began to question him. The first question was this. "Patty if I was to poke out one of your eyes what would happen?"


"I would be half blind of course," Patty answered without much thought.


"What would happen if I poked out the other eye?"


"I would be completely blind," said Patty knowing that he had just gotten his freedom. The doctor then sent him outside while he drew up the paperwork and accessed Mike files.


When Patty got into the waiting room however, he told Mike what the questions would be and what the correct answers were.


The doctor calls in Mike and he followed the same procedure that he had with Patty. "Mike the first question is what would happen if I cut off your ear?"


"I would be blind in one eye," he said remembering what he had been told. This received a perplexed look from the doctor but he just simply asks the other question so that he could figure out what the man was thinking. "Mike, what would happen if I cut off your other ear?"


"I would be completely blind," he answered with a smile as if he knew he had passed.


But then the doctor asked him what his reasoning was, and he said flatly, "Me hat would fall down over me eyes."

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Friday, August 1, 2008

God is watching

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The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray, "Take only one. God is watching."

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. One child whispered to another, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

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