February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.
Helllloooo!!! bottles won't fit in typewriter!
March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6
months.....box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on an escalator for hours.....power went out!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water
won't fit into those little packets!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the
other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!
August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because
soft-top was open.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it?
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per
pound and I weigh 108 lbs!
December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on
the stupid phone!
What a year!!