Friday, June 6, 2008

English joks - Blonde Diary

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January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.


February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.

Helllloooo!!! bottles won't fit in typewriter!


March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6

months.....box said "2-4 years!"


April - Trapped on an escalator for hours.....power went out!


May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water

won't fit into those little packets!


June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.


July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the

other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!


August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because

soft-top was open.


September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it?


November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per

pound and I weigh 108 lbs!


December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on

the stupid phone!


What a year!!

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