Friday, May 30, 2008

English Joks - The Old Man And The Parrot:

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An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young man with spiked hair came over and sat down beside him. The boy's hair was yellow and green and orange and purple. He had black makeup around his eyes. The old man just stared at him. The boy said, "What's the matter, old man, haven't you ever done anything wild in your life?" The old man answered, "Well yes, actually, I have. I once got drunk and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son.

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Wednesday, May 28, 2008

English Jokes :Notice

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While at the college a blond happened to watch the notice board.

It reads: Invites suggestions for the modification of Ladies Room.

blond writes under

Let the men Permit to Enter

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Monday, May 26, 2008

English Jokes - Two blonds

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First blond - You know I had fallen from the 10th floor when I was child.

Second Blond - Then? ... you did servived or died?

First Blond - I can't remember.. its very old incident ... you know.

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Friday, May 23, 2008

English jokes - The frog

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An older gentleman was playing a round of golf. Suddenly his ball sliced and landed in a shallow pond. As he was attempting to retrieve the ball he discovered a frog who, to his great surprise, started to speak! "Kiss me, and I will change into a beautiful princess, and I will be yours for a week." He picked up the frog and placed it in his pocket. As he continued to play golf, the frog repeated its message. "Kiss me, and I will change into a beautiful princess, and I will be yours for a whole month!" The man continued to play his golf game and once again the frog spoke out. "Kiss me,and I will change into a beautiful princess, and I will be yours for a whole year!" Finally, the old man turned to the frog and exclaimed, "At my age, I'd rather have a talking frog!"

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Tuesday, May 20, 2008

English jokes - Oxford

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Once an interviewer asks a question to a blond.

Interviewer - What is Ford?

Blond - Ford is a car

Interviewer - What is Oxford?

Blond - Ox is bull and ford is car. Therefore Oxford means bulluckcart

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Friday, May 16, 2008

Best english jokes - A dog with two mouths

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Tomy says - Yes , I have two mouths, with which mouth shall I tell so that you would believe.

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Wednesday, May 14, 2008

English top jokes collection - How do you confuse a blonde girl?

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Question - How do you confuse a blonde girl?

Answer - ...

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Answer - Simple ... Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner!

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Monday, May 12, 2008

English jokes - Where is God ?

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Two brothers, about 8 and 10 years old, were exceedingly mischievous. Whatever went wrong in the neighborhood, it usually turned out they had a hand in it.


Their parents were at their wits' end trying to control them, so hearing about a priest nearby who worked with delinquent boys, the mother suggested to the father that they ask the priest to talk with the boys.


The father replied, "Sure, do that before I kill them!"


The mother went to the priest and made her request. He agreed, but said he wanted to see the younger boy first and alone. So the mother sent him to the priest.


The priest sat the boy down across a huge, impressive desk he sat behind. For about five minutes they just sat and stared at each other. Finally, the priest pointed his forefinger at the boy and asked, "Where is God?"


The boy looked under the desk, in the corners of the room, all around, but said nothing.


Again, louder, the priest pointed at the boy and asked, "Where is God?"


Again the boy looked all around but said nothing. A third time, in a louder, firmer voice, the priest leaned far across the desk and put his forefinger almost to the boy's nose, and asked, "Where is God?"


The boy panicked and ran all the way home. Finding his older brother, he dragged him upstairs to their room and into the closet, where they usually plotted their mischief.


He finally said, "We are in BIIIIG trouble."


The older boy asked, "What do you mean, BIIIIG trouble?"


His brother replied, "God is missing and they think we did it!"

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Friday, May 9, 2008

English jokes: Clyde's Composition

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TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!;

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