Monday, March 3, 2008

Family English jokes - An elderly couple

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An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years, is shocked
when the woman's doctor says she has a heart condition that could kill

her
at any time. She is to avoid stress, eat right, and never, ever have

sex
again -- the strain would be too much.
The couple reluctantly try to live by these rules. Both get really

horny
over time, however, and the husband decides he'd better sleep

downstairs
on the couch to guard against temptation.
This works for a few weeks, until late one night when they meet each

other
on the stairs -- she's coming downstairs, he's heading up.
"Honey, I have a confession to make," the woman says, her voice

quavering.
"I was about to commit suicide."
"I'm glad to hear it, sweetie," the man says, "Because I was just

coming
upstairs to kill you!"

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