English jokes – Guess who she is?

Dear It’s not a weighting  machine, its a laptop.

I guess you must be blond… Am I right.

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English Doctor jokes - First child

English Doctor jokes - First child

A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"

"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.

"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"