English Jokes - Bihar Driving licence application form

BIHAR DRIVING LICENSE APPLIKASON PHOROM (Bihar Driving licence application form)

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NOTE: Please do not soot the person at the applikason kounter.

becas he is the one who gibves the licen. (Note - Please Do not shoot the person at the application counter because he is the one who gives the licence)

For instruktions, see bottom applikason.(For instruction, see bottom application)

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1. Last name:

(_) Yadav (_) Sinha (_) Pandey (_) Misra (_) Dot no (Don't know)

(Check karet box) (Check the correct box)

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2. First name:

(_) Ramprasad (_) Lakhan (_) Sivprasad (_) Jamnaprasad (_) Dot no (Don't know)

(Check karet box) (Check the correct box)

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3. Age:

(_) Less than phipty (_) Greater than phipty (_) Dot no (Don't know)

(Check karet box)

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4. Sex: ____ (Laloo) _____ (Rabri)

5. Chappal Size: ____ Lepht ____ Right

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6.Occupason:

(_) Dacoit (_) Rapeist (_) Kidanapper (_) Politison (_) Doodhwala (_)

Pehelwaan (_) House wife (_) Un-employed

(Check karet box)

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7. Number of children libing (लीभींग) in the household: ___

8. Read #7 agen & anser here: ___

9. Mather name: ____________ _________ __

10. Phather Name: ____________ ________ (don't leave blank)

11. Ejjucason: 1 2 3 4 ............ .. (Circle highest grade completed)

12. Dental rekard:

(_) Ellow(yellow) (_) Berownish- ellow (brownish yellow) (_) Berown (brown) (_) Belack(black) (_) Other

-__________ Give egjhakt (exact) color

(Check karet box)

14. Ice seight (Eye sight):

(_) One Ice (eye)(2x1) (_) Two Ice (eye)(2x2) (_) Half blind (_) Day blind (_) Night blind (_) 4/4 (_)6/6

15.Your thumb imparesson (impression) :

(If you are copying from another applikason pharom, please do not copy thumb impression also. Please provide your own thumb impression.)


PELEASE DO NOT USE PHINGERS (fingers) OF YOUR LEGS

Use thumb on your lepht hand only. If you don't have lepht hand, use your thumb on right hand. If you do not have right hand, use thumb on lepht hand.


NOTE : IF YOU DONT HAVE BOTH HANDS, YOU CANNOT DRIVE.


WE ARE VARY ISTRICT (strict) ABOUT THIS

English jokes : Dying of AIDS

Son takes his father to the doctor. Doctor gives them the bad news that the father is dying of cancer. Father tells the son that he has had a good long life and wants to stop at the bar on the way home to celebrate it.

While at the bar, the father sees several of his friends. He tells them that he is dying of AIDS.


When the friends leave the son asks, "Dad, you are dying of cancer. Why did you tell them that you are dying of AIDS?"


The father replies, "I don't want them fucking your mother after I'm gone!"